i want a hot body but i also want hot wings
I wish there was a codeword for “you sprung that plan on me too last-minute and I didn’t have enough time to mentally prepare myself” because I feel kinda bad when someone spontaneously invites me to do something and I’m just like no no no no I need wARNING I have to have enough time to build up my social energy
I really wish people understood this.
This is literally why I just couldn’t date this one guy. He always wanted to hang out RIGHT.NOW. and even if I didn’t have plans it was just… no. no. I need N O T I C E.
But since it’s my company’s “First Friday” I’m now drinking a beer and eating a soft pretzel soooo at least there’s that.
because so many of the people I know in the office are going to SXSW for work and I am helping them prepare for the trip but I don’t get to go :”””””’(
I’ve been attempting to leave my desk to go running for almost 2 hours now, but I keep agreeing to help out and then somebody will email me with something else and it just NEVER ENDS.
save for a few unmentionable things. But I mean…. did you have Champ from Anchorman pinch your palms? lololol.
like. really fun.